A (Real) Petition To Declare Anti-Vaxxers Mentally Disabled
Sign our petition to declare anti-vaxxers legally insane.
A (Real) Petition To Declare Anti-Vaxxers Mentally Disabled
Sign our petition to declare anti-vaxxers legally insane.
Barack Obama: “I Can Make Republicans Say Insane Shit By Saying The Opposite”
Republicans have left Obama nothing to do but troll them.
Emails From Superbowl Players’ Moms
The big game is on Sunday, which is only two days to remind their sons to wear their helmets.
Ghostbusters All-Female Cast Leaked Script
Watch out, male-nerd-blogosphere, your worst fears are about to be confirmed!
Benedict Cumberbatch’s Racism Apology: “I Am A Victorian Time Traveler”
Benedict Cumberbatch said something offensive. In his defense, he just arrived in a steam-powered time-ship of his own design from the year 1887.
Hey, Bill O’Reilly, You Were Mean To My Sister. Fight Me.
Bill O’Reilly said nasty things about my sister, a journalist. He took her words out of context. I want to take his nose out of context.
If Other News Outlets Had Nude Page 3 Girls
Rumors flew this week that British tabloid The Sun would quietly retire Page 3, which featured topless models. Today The Sun announced that Page 3 will, in fact, continue. Inspired by The Sun ‘s success at shit-stirring, a number of other prominent publications have decided to do their own take on the feature.
Upcoming Changes To The Marvel Universe
The Marvel Universe is getting rebooted, and there are big changes coming. Jean Grey? Now Jean Purple.
How To Make Martin Luther King Day About You
We can all agree that if Martin Luther King were alive today, the #1 thing he would care about is your personal brand.
Foie Gras Is Legal. Here’s Some Other Potentially Delicious Animal Torture
I ‘m not saying we should torture animals to death. I ‘m just saying that we don’t know how delicious it would be if we did.
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