We are in the grips of a nationwide cold snap, and my bunny slippers are crushing it!! All you haters are out there bundled up in your winter sweaters and boots but NOT ONE OF YOU is as cozy as Kanye West!!! I am the coziest rap artist of all time!! No other musician in history has ever been as toasty as Yeezy!!!!!
The NYPD are declining to make arrests and turning their backs on the mayor. Pretty sure that means they have to give us rides on their horses.
The one thing One Direction is missing is a member who can sing in Spanish about socialism.
Every New Yorker hates SantaCon. Even more than we hate each other. Which is a bona fide Christmas miracle.
In a new program, some NYPD officers will now wear body cams. Will it actually change their behavior? This is leaked footage from one officer’s cam on the first day.
Dogs are Republicans, because 65% of all dogs are Marine Colonels, so they are very concerned about military budget cuts.
HELLO. IN 2024 RUSSIA WILL WEEP AT LOSS OF GREAT LEADER VLADIMIR PUTIN (ME). BUT I MUST STEP ASIDE FOR SAKE OF RUSSIA AND TO MOVE TO MIAMI BEACH CONDO.
We’ve got everything you need to survive Black Friday sales, from cozy long underwear to nail-studded armor.
If you googled ‘Victoria ‘s Secret Fashion Show,” congratulations: We ‘re here to tell you all about the Mexican protest movement against corruption and drug violence.
Net Neutrality: What if Utilities Behaved Like Internet Service Providers?
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