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I Celebrate Mother Every Day
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I Celebrate Mother Every Day

Mike Pence, Nikki Palumbo, Funny Or Die Hours May 9, 2017

I choose to celebrate the Mother in my life, Mrs. Pence, EVERY day ‘ because she is my wife and I have made that promise to the Lord. And to her.

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In Honor Of Our Victory, I Shall Now Impregnate My Wife
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In Honor Of Our Victory, I Shall Now Impregnate My Wife

Mike Pence, Dan Abramson, Funny Or Die Hours November 11, 2016

I am so jazzed for this next chapter in American history that tonight I plan to make a human being inside the receptacle I ‘ve had by my side for over 30 years.

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