How to Find Your Mom a Side Piece for Mother ‘s Day

How to Find Your Mom a Side Piece for Mother ‘s Day

Your mom is the woman that brought you into this world. By having sex with your dad. The least you can do for Mother ‘s Day is to repay her for that and find her a slammin ‘ side piece.

I Celebrate Mother Every Day

I Celebrate Mother Every Day

I choose to celebrate the Mother in my life, Mrs. Pence, EVERY day ‘ because she is my wife and I have made that promise to the Lord. And to her.

9 Ideas I’m Sure Steven Spielberg Would Love If He Would Just Lift the Restraining Order

9 Ideas I’m Sure Steven Spielberg Would Love If He Would Just Lift the Restraining Order

“I’d love to pitch these blockbusters to him, but I’m legally not allowed to!”

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