Interrogated

Interrogated

Orny Adams gets the shakedown.

Guy does my Staples joke better than me

Guy does my Staples joke better than me

Couple of nights ago I asked if anybody had any requests and this guy up front requested my Staples joke. Which I forgot how to do. So he tried to tell me how to do it. I gave him the mic and he did it better than me.

Apple’s Steve Wozniak Dances with the Stars (Apple hypocrisy)

Apple’s Steve Wozniak Dances with the Stars (Apple hypocrisy)

I finally broke down and started watching Dancing with the Stars– but for one reason– to watch Apple Computer founder and super super geek Steve Wonziak. THIS is entertainment. But watch the hypocrisy I have uncovered in the computer world. Apple, and believe me nobody drinks the Apple Cool-Aid more than me, is lying to us!

Dutch E. Adams Energy Plan

Dutch E. Adams Energy Plan

Wind Man Dutch E. Adams explains his plan for alternative, domestic energy in a 60-second TV commercial.

Badminton an Olympic Sport?

Badminton an Olympic Sport?

I was forced to play Badminton at camp. I never took it seriously. Never thought it was sport. Is it?

Obama The Arugula Man

Obama The Arugula Man

I didn’t realize liberals were such wimps until I really sat down to think about it… here are my

Tips for going missing and avoiding getting killed

Tips for going missing and avoiding getting killed

As sometimes happens in my comedy, the funny is lost in a serious message I am compelled to get out. I believe wholeheartedly every word and premise I postulate in this piece… but topics of death and missing children are inflammatory to say the least. I am just the messenger. This has long frustrated me and I have never been able to make my thoughts work on stage… as is evident from the few clips including in this piece. You can hear the uneasy laughter. I dedicate this blog to all the missing or murdered people that do not get the proper media coverage they deserve.

My Really Super Super Tuesday

My Really Super Super Tuesday

Dreams can come true. Look who called me to get out and vote for Obama.

My Superbowl Essay 2008

My Superbowl Essay 2008

Symbols and reminders of the Superbowl are everywhere. Did you know that watching the game can be dangerous? Help spread the Noise… BrainNoise.com

Shame of Using Coupons

Shame of Using Coupons

Maybe I’m the only one a little self conscious about using coupons in stores… maybe not. Talking about coupons and rebates on this one. BrainNoise.com

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