They didn’t see any other way to get away from you.
“Duh duh duh duh flag was still there!”
Starting a cult is a great way to stay busy and make friends.
Can ‘t wait for this shit to end up at Goodwill after I die.
A collaboration between man and machine and the Pitch Community and the Botnik Collective. Look, just read it, it’s funny.
Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Jolly Old St. Nick!
The biggest twist is that season 4 was actually season 3 all along!
“It was good the first 200 times I had it…”
THE STAR OF BETHLEHEM: IT’S LIT!
There’s no debate, DJs are very cool. In fact, you’d think that there’s no way to annoy them, but you’re wrong because there are five ways.