I Want To Tell You About The Miracle I Just Did!
Hi I’m the Pope. Pope Francis. I just did a miracle where I turned solid blood into liquid blood. It was great.
More Radical Declarations From The Pope
The Pope recently said evolution and the Big Bang are true. Here are some other declarations he wants to make!
The Pope’s Guide to Celebrating Easter on 4/20
The Pope loves Easter and he loves 4/20. Let him give you the pointers you need to have fun on this double special day.
When It’s Acceptable For Popes To Say “Fuck”
Pope Francis said “Fuck” on Sunday. He loved it, and he now has guidelines for times it’s okay for popes to say that wonderful word.
The Pope’s Life Hacks for Popes
Popes today are busy and living on the cheap. Pope Francis has some great life hacks for popes.