This man thinks the flag on the moon is the most forgotten American flag in the universe. “I think I am obligated, nay, it is my patriotic duty to salute it for 16 hours a day. If that means I lose my job, my family, and my freedom…so be it.”
The THAAD (Terminal High Altitude Area Defense) is the USA’s best defense against ballistic missiles. Here are a couple of other, not so great, Missile Defense Systems we have.
A fake TIME magazine cover is not the only fake that The Donald had created to stroke his ego.
In an act of absolute selflessness, this 39 year old finance coordinator has proven that there is still hope for 2017 by standing side by side with newly bald millionaire/super athlete LeBron James.
“I have a lot of opinions on this new movie. There is a lot I would change. Also, I can’t find the exits out of these theater.”
Looking for thrills this summer? Want to visit America’s most gorgeous cities? Want to get attacked by a stray dog? Here is a list of the US’s best cities to visit if you want to say “ow! I got bit by a dog” this summer!
“It’s the time of the year where thousands of red-sided garter snakes wake up from hibernation to mate in a crazy orgy. I have to admit, I am aroused by a pile of snakes getting all frisky.”