A Partial List Of My Awards
All my accolades.
A Dish-By-Dish Guide To Ruining Thanksgiving
As a young person, you have the most important job at the Thanksgiving table: Ruining the meal for everyone else. And now it’s easier than ever!
NRA Fairy Tales
The stories we tell our children can influence them for the rest of their lives. Straight from our friends at the National Rifle Association, here are some favorite fairy tales to help your children lead strong, moral lives.
Santa Faces Several Irreducibly Complex Moral Quandaries
Santa makes his list but finds that morality isn’t as simple as Naughty and Nice.
I’m Sorry, Beetlejuice, But I Cannot Give You My Daughter’s Hand In Marriage
A father has an honest discussion with his daughter’s boyfriend.