Author: Simon Johnston

Elon Musk says that a Tesla Model S can be used as a boat for “short periods of time.” What he didn’t tell you is that there are six other things that it can do, and they’re all here on this handy list!

Google Cars count as drivers, which is why I’m not responsible for the damage done to the roof of your home.

What’s a spot of poisoned tea between friends?

That was no nuclear test you clowns, that was a totally rad music festival.

This year will finally be my year!