Please Trample Each Other To Death On Black Friday At My RadioShack

Please Trample Each Other To Death On Black Friday At My RadioShack

Come on down to my RadioShack, and trample each other to death!

The Squirrel Proxy War: A Secret Agenda

The Squirrel Proxy War: A Secret Agenda

Something’s lurking in the trees, it is Russian squirrels that I see.

Jim Webb On Why He Exited The Race: “I’m Campaigning For Jar Jar To Be In ‘Star Wars’ Now”

Jim Webb On Why He Exited The Race: “I’m Campaigning For Jar Jar To Be In ‘Star Wars’ Now”

Senator Jim Web gives a detailed explanation on why he dropped out of the primary.

Smurfs: The Problem The Social Justice Movement Has Been Avoiding

Smurfs: The Problem The Social Justice Movement Has Been Avoiding

The problematic problem of smurfcism is rampant and disgusting, and I’m having a real problem with people who refuse to admit this is problematic.

David Cameron: Yes, I’m in love with a pig

David Cameron: Yes, I’m in love with a pig

Let them talk. Love will stand strong.

“Sweet! Campbell’s Keurig K-cups!” by The Gross Guy In Your Office

“Sweet! Campbell’s Keurig K-cups!” by The Gross Guy In Your Office

The gross man in your office can’t wait to slurp beef stew out of a mug.

Waller County Sheriff: “Let’s All Talk About Cecil The Lion, Not Sandra Bland”

Waller County Sheriff: “Let’s All Talk About Cecil The Lion, Not Sandra Bland”

We hope nothing distracts the good people of this nation from what is really important… Cecil the lion’s death. Let us focus on Sandra Bland, y’all have enough on your plate.

‘True Detective’ Is Not Funny At All

‘True Detective’ Is Not Funny At All

Clearly the writers and directors of this show wouldn’t know a Vince Vaughn comedy if it bit them on the rear.

Force Justice Kennedy to Kiss a Man on the Mouth: By Congressman Brian Babin

Force Justice Kennedy to Kiss a Man on the Mouth: By Congressman Brian Babin

I am Congressman Brian Babin, and I support this message.

Your Dad Probably Smoked Mad Weed

Your Dad Probably Smoked Mad Weed

This Father’s Day see your dad for the guy he really is. A man who used to get hella high.

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