Making AMERICA great again by keeping out all those S-Holers and letting in the whitest, I mean brightest immigrants from Norway.
Say goodbye to all your masturbatory dilemmas, but say hello dolly to new J!zz Hands!!
Cheddar Stanks keeps his ladies in line with his secret weapons: Kindness and Understanding
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Play Balls! It’s the friggin’ World Series!
What are you supposed to do when an erection lasts longer than 4 hours???
Punch your pussy in the face with Extreme Tampons