If they’re going to host the ESPYs, Will & John need Lance Armstrong to take them on a three-man bicycle tour throughout France.
The Step Brothers stars have a high list of demands from ESPN including a highly emotional theme song.
The Yankees pitcher wants to be on The Bachelor. And host the ESPYs.
The NBA Trail Blazer wants to host the ESPYs. He also went to high school with John McCain.
The Superman slam-dunker wants auditions to host the ESPYs.
The tennis superstars audition to be the host of the 2008 ESPY Awards.