The DPRK announces the capture of America ‘s #1 internet icon, ‘Mad About You ‘ star Paul Reiser.
Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un is the world’s greatest comedian and proves the greatest of American comedy videos are much improved with him as the star.
Dear Leader understands the American obsession with viral cat videos, because American cats are clumsy and stupid like their human owners. DPRK cats are proud, obedient, majestic creatures incapable of such pathetic antics.
The Supreme Leader holds basketball dunks in the highest regard as the ultimate expression of dominance in the sporting arena. These dunks are the most superior.
How to construct the ultimate atomic weapon with which to defend the dignity and security of the motherland against the Western Imperialist menace within the walls of your own domicile.
The Army of the Democratic People ‘s Republic of Korea is brave and precise! American Army is weak and foolish! This is plain for all to see!