80s sitcom superstar puppet, Alf, serves as the best man at Donald Trump (Johnny Depp) and Ivana’s (Michaela Watkins) opulent wedding reception and raises a toast to the newlyweds.
Donald Trump (Johnny Depp) travels to Dallas, Texas to meet with hotel magnate Barron Hilton (Stephen Merchant) about making a deal for a hotel and casino property in Atlantic City, New Jersey after Hilton Hotel’s application for a gaming license is denied. Using a very peculiar Texas accent, Hilton agrees to sell to Trump.
Le Club boss Igor Cassini (Rob Huebel) enumerates just a few of the most redeeming qualities of his business partner Donald Trump (Johnny Depp), and raises some concerns about Trump’s immense machismo and philandering tendencies.
Jerry Schrager (Alfred Molina) shows off the vicious skills that made him the most indispensable and feared Jewish attorney practicing tort law in New York City. If you’re ever served with a lawsuit from Schrager, it’s advisable to seek top counsel and guard your cock.
Donald Trump calls in the Fat Boys rap group to drop a fresh track called “Lawsuit Rap” about the dopeness of torts, chapter 13 bankruptcy, affidavits, contract law, and why Jewish lawyers make the best attorneys.
Donald Trump (Johnny Depp) introduces his first wife, Ivana (Michaela Watkins), a Czechoslovakian immigrant who works at the Trump ‘s Castle Hotel Casino to help show off his new architectural model.