The little PAWS
Holy mother of god
Servers everywhere are weeping with joy
Why give your Valentine your heart when you can cut right to the chase and give them your jewels
No one soap should contain so much power
If it hits you half as hard as it hits this Elite Yelper.
Because making amends with people who have wronged you is what the holidays are all about. Right, Santa?
I ‘m not saying there ‘s anything wrong with this, I ‘m also not saying there ‘s anything right with it
Could you find the fatal flaw in this ice cream?
In space, no one can hear you carol