Most Obvious Headline Ever? Perhaps. But Breaking News No Less.
Headless Woman Died of Natural Causes
America This is (Unfortunately) Your Future
The Best Headline of 2011 (So Far)
Fox News Finally Declares “Holocaust Winner”
Okay newspaper. Let’s find a better place for that picture.
Great. That sounds like a completely valid story that you experienced and in no way were told by your father in a plan to milk your existence for thousands of dollars.