Subaru Pretty Much Named Its New Car “F*CKS ‘ By Accident
Hahahaha this rules
“I could be Pennywise ‘s twin sister, Quartersmart ‘
Why give your Valentine your heart when you can cut right to the chase and give them your jewels
Sometimes all you want is just one goddamn silent night
Finally, a North Pole helper that doesn ‘t require parents to lift a finger
This is a cautionary tail (get it)
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