For the first time ever, Macy’s has invited Tim Burton to contribute a piece to their Thanksgiving Day Parade. But due to the often macabre nature of his work, there were understandably many pitches that were not *quite* family-friendly enough to include in the festivities. These are those ideas and how Macy’s probably broke the news to Tim why they don’t work.
Last week, celebrity Twitterer Ashton Kutcher announced his management would be handling his account after a shortsighted Joe Paterno tweet (posted below). But after going through his timeline, it’s astonishing how long it took for his handlers to take over the account. Insensitivity and questionable tweets all over the place.
New Movie Poster for ‘War Horse’
Evil Zach Galifianakis
50 Cent Joins The Occupy Wall Street Movement
Why Kim Couldn’t Stand The Sight Of Kris…
The Occupy Movement and the inevitable trend of holding up pieces of paper has swept the nation. So for no reason whatsoever, let’s pretend that Eddie Murphy characters have gotten in on the action. You’ll find that Eddie’s characters are on both sides of the debate. It’s a testament to his range, really.
It has been nearly 100 years (Taft, in 1913) since the president has had facial hair. Its time Obama changes that policy.
Which question helped you find your true love? (These are actual questions. Seriously, check.)
If you’re one of those people who dress their [insert mixed breed dog/cat/rabbit here] up on Halloween… good for you! Just know that while you’re laughing and laughing and laughing more still, you’re also slowly driving your [insert mixed breed dog/cat/rabbit here] to a place of utter contempt.
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