Ryan tries to see the first boobs of his whole entire life in New Orleans.
Ryan is drawn like a magnet to the Steel City: Pittsburgh, PA.
In West Pennsadelphia, born and raised, Ryan goes on a hunt for a classic Philly cheese plate.
Ryan learns about the history of our great country’s ass as he explores Ballstown.
Fahgettaboutit’s ass! Ryan gets lost in the bright lights of New York City.
Ryan goes hanky tank-hopping in the chunky music capital of the world, Nashville, Tennessee.
Ryan goes hunting for some Racketships in Racket City: Huntsville, Alabama.
Ryan tries to find the infamous George from Atlantis, George, but ends up getting lost in the woods.
Ryan braves the arctic circle of Minnesota on the hunt for some applesauce.
Ryan dabbles as a professor for the Wisconsin Bastards in the college town of Mastodon.