New Poll Finds 63% Of Americans Would Sell Their Vote For A Killer Foot Rub Or A So-So Handjob

New Poll Finds 63% Of Americans Would Sell Their Vote For A Killer Foot Rub Or A So-So Handjob

A new Rasmussen poll shows a majority of Americans would sell their constitutionally guaranteed vote for “a killer foot rub” or “a so-so handjob.”

The Mayan Apocalypse and How You Can Prepare For It and Maybe, Just Maybe, Have a Little Fun

The Mayan Apocalypse and How You Can Prepare For It and Maybe, Just Maybe, Have a Little Fun

A handy guide for the end of the world. From Issue #005 of The Occasional.