Oprah In The Race? Carson Daly ‘s Path To The Presidency In 2020 Just Got A Lot Narrower
What would Oprah 2020 mean for Daly? And a state-by-state breakdown of how he could still actually win
Amid Scandals, 2017 Announces Resignation
“I want to offer my deepest apologies for any pain I caused, especially to those places where I will be the last full year they get to experience. Sorry, Southern California and South Korea.”
“This Feels Like A Bad Time. Why Don ‘t I Just Come Back Next Year? ‘ A Message From Mistletoe
“Merry Christmas! Who ‘s ready for some forced kissing? ‘
Can You Hear Me Now Guy: “I’m With North Korea Now”
It ‘s 2017, and all nuclear programs are great. In fact, North Korea ‘s nuclear weapon range is within 1% of the United States ‘.
Black Friday’s Least Crowded Retailers
So where can you shop this Black Friday and avoid the crowds? May we recommend Unlabeled Cords R Us or The Tofu Outlet?
2017 Halloween Party Bingo
Headed to a Halloween party? Print out your card and play along!
How Dare People Try to Politicize This Terrible Mass Shooting So Close to the Next Terrible Mass Shooting
It is insensitive to try to prevent more death and destruction when there are more thoughts and prayers to prepare to give.
Trump Texts Tom Brady To Make Sure They’re Still Friends
“Tom, I wasn’t talking about you when I said ‘sons of bitches.’ You know that, right?”
10 Slogans For The New Pumpkin Spice Deodorant
It’s like there’s a party in my armpit, and mostly women wearing leggings as pants are invited.
5 Bad Ideas To Help Those Affected By Hurricane Harvey (And 5 Good Ones)
Thinking of flooding your dorm bathroom to raise awareness? Try doing one of these actually helpful things instead.