Was Jack Nicholson cheating on the Lakers by sitting courtside at the Clippers game? Not at all. See, Jack just has courtside tickets to ANY event at Staples Center, not just Laker games. Let’s take a look at Jack attending other memorable events.
I really hate how those Garfield dentist appointment reminder postcards I get in the mail try to make it seem like it’s for something fun. That being said, I feel that Jim Davis is missing out on licensing Garfield to a broader medical market that could really use levity in their outreach. Here are some possibilities.
We’ve all seen Google’s top 4 suggestions appear in the drop down window when we begin typing words into the search. Many of these results are horrifying and make us question humanity. Well, people of the internet, look no further as I will attempt to answer all of your most embarrassing questions! I will begin by typing basic question phrases into Google and will answer the most-asked suggested results. Here goes nothing…
Ok, ladies. We’ve all laughed at how ridiculous the trailer is for Magic Mike and yet, here we are on multiple email chains with our girlfriends picking a showtime that coordinates with everyone’s cycles. (Cause what DOES Channing have to do to earn those $20s??) So now that we’re actually seeing the movie, we’ll need little white lies to tell our significant others so we don’t have to have that awkward 40 minute conversation of him just saying “Really? You? THAT movie? You? Really?”
It’s no secret that Pinterest is the next big thing on the internet. But it DOES seem to be a secret that all it is is an annoying platform for people to post dumb pictures and for others to make even dumber comments. I was on it for a hot minute before they sent me a bajillion emails and I had seen enough pictures of nails, puppies, and wedding dresses to make me gag on the false hopes Disney instilled in me as a young child. So save yourself waiting for the coveted Pinterest invite, here are pretty much the only 10 posts you will ever see on there.
For the first time ever, Macy’s has invited Tim Burton to contribute a piece to their Thanksgiving Day Parade. But due to the often macabre nature of his work, there were understandably many pitches that were not *quite* family-friendly enough to include in the festivities. These are those ideas and how Macy’s probably broke the news to Tim why they don’t work.
Darren Aronofsky brings you the sequel you’ve all been waiting for, not starring Natalie Portman but featuring all of the hardcore swan action that you’ve been looking for since the release of Black Swan. This time, the swan epidemic is targeting women one by one.