I’m At That Weird Age Where I Don’t Know Whether To Call My Female Peers “Girls” Or “Egg-Producing Meat Tubes”

I’m At That Weird Age Where I Don’t Know Whether To Call My Female Peers “Girls” Or “Egg-Producing Meat Tubes”

I’m at that weird 20-something age where I don’t know whether to call my female friends “girls” or “egg producing meat tubes”.

More Totally Rad Extreme Sports That Should Be Considered For The 2020 Olympics

More Totally Rad Extreme Sports That Should Be Considered For The 2020 Olympics

The IOC is considering adding surfing, skateboarding, karate, and sport climbing as events in the 2020 Olympics. Here are a few more totally rad extreme sports they should add.

Marco Rubio’s Open Letter To The Pope

Marco Rubio’s Open Letter To The Pope

Marco Rubio straight up hates this Pope.

Other Suspicious Items Police Have Confiscated From Ahmed Mohamed’s High School

Other Suspicious Items Police Have Confiscated From Ahmed Mohamed’s High School

Other suspicious items at Ahmed Mohamed’s high school included a paper mach ‘ volcano, a model of the solar system, and an ant farm.

Mount McKinley Is The Name Of My Dick

Mount McKinley Is The Name Of My Dick

Now that it has been renamed “Denali,” Trent regrets getting Mount McKinley tattooed on his penis, and wants Mr. President Obama to know.

The U.S. Has Averaged One Mass Shooting Per Day In 2015; That’s More Than I’ve Masturbated

The U.S. Has Averaged One Mass Shooting Per Day In 2015; That’s More Than I’ve Masturbated

The U.S. has averaged one mass shooting per day in 2015. That’s more than I’ve masturbated.

America Under Attack: Anchor Babies

America Under Attack: Anchor Babies

Finally someone has the courage to explain how anchor babies are destroying America.

“No Opinion” Is Polling At 4%: Does It Have A Shot At Securing The GOP Nomination?

“No Opinion” Is Polling At 4%: Does It Have A Shot At Securing The GOP Nomination?

In a recent Iowa caucus poll, ‘No Opinion” came in at 4%, ahead of Christie, Graham, Jindal, Kasich, Perry, Santorum, Gilmore, and Pataki. But does it have a legitimate shot at securing the GOP nomination?

How Google Deep Dream Really Works

How Google Deep Dream Really Works

Google’s strange new photo software is powered by shockingly simple technology.

FOD WRITER CALLS OUT GHOSTFACE KILLAH!

FOD WRITER CALLS OUT GHOSTFACE KILLAH!

Amos from Funny or Die responds to Ghostface Killah’s Action Bronson beef video.

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