Look at the shambles your life has become.
Let the sweet acoustic strums and twinkling piano music ease your pain.
Great chefs blaze trails. This chef bags pickles.
My favorite is the one without syllables
This gauntlet of events might make you gag a bit
Bud Budderson ‘s here for you (well, me)
Even if they ‘ve only surfed once.
Jeff, if you see this, let ‘s make this happen
THERE ‘S NO RELIEF
Don ‘t be like this, the literal WORST COUPLE