Catholic Church To Gay Couples: “Yes, We Accept You! No, You Can ‘t Get Married”
Gay couples are welcome at church! But maybe they can leave their wedding rings in the car because we don’t recognize their union and neither does God?
Gay couples are welcome at church! But maybe they can leave their wedding rings in the car because we don’t recognize their union and neither does God?
We have let down the store that transitioned us from children to teenagers.
Good news! Wait. Is it?
We ‘ve found a way for people who don’t care about sports to have fun this baseball season: Fantasy Fantasy Baseball.
Instead of looking through all 11.5 million leaked documents, I interviewed an investigative journalist about the juicy, scandalous details of The Panama Papers.
Though he has since taken back this statement, he still draft a memo to his campaign manager about what those punishments should be. And we got our hands on that memo.
There are multiple women willing to have affairs with Ted Cruz? Seems unlikely. But not impossible.
In pictures of Obama’s Cuba trip, everyone has an umbrella except the Secret Service. Sure, sure they need to have their hands free, but being soaking wet doesn’t seem like a good option either. Here are some good options.
Though their campaigns are over, one question remains for the dropout candidates: What are they going to do now?
This past Tuesday on a southern beach in India, 81 short-finned pilot whales beached themselves and at least 45 died. What could they be trying to tell us? We have some guesses.
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