Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger’s Wedding Registry

Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger’s Wedding Registry

It’s true! Two of the music industry’s most surprisingly successful singer-songwriters are tying the knot! They have a lot of planning to do, but more importantly, what’s on their registry? The answer? So much cool stuff!

Utah – A Great Place to Have an Abortion

Utah – A Great Place to Have an Abortion

If you want to get an abortion, Utah is the place for you.

Romney’s Abortion Garbage Investment Leads to Other Questionable Investments

Romney’s Abortion Garbage Investment Leads to Other Questionable Investments

Mother Jones uncovered Bain Capital documents filed with the SEC which confirm that Mitt Romney was an active investor in Stericycle – a company that disposes of medical waste, like aborted fetuses and other afterbirth garbage. Running on a pro-life platform, Romney will face intense scrutiny for profiting off of dead babies, but the backlash will be like a bee sting compared to the pummeling he’ll take in the media when they read this – The Definitive List of Romney’s WORST investments.

Bain Capital – We’re Not So Bad!

Bain Capital – We’re Not So Bad!

Bain Capital, where Mitt Romney started earning his millions, isn’t so bad after all.

I Survived: John Travolta Massages

I Survived: John Travolta Massages

If you’re a celebrity masseuse in Hollywood, you may or may not have had an “experience” with John Travolta. These brave massage therapists tell their harrowing stories in this BIO special “I Survived: John Travolta Massages”.

Coachella Ticket Unboxing

Coachella Ticket Unboxing

A first official look at second weekend Coachella 2012 tickets and collectors box from Silverlake music expert and anti-hipster Echo Burkowitz.

Michele Bachmann owns her John Wayne Gacy Reference

Michele Bachmann owns her John Wayne Gacy Reference

Congresswoman Michele Bachmann defends her speech in Waterloo, Iowa. She MEANT to reference John Wayne Gacy the serial killer, not John Wayne the actor.

Pregnancy Test Results (1st TIME!!!!!!)

Pregnancy Test Results (1st TIME!!!!!!)

Was real worried that I might have a baby inside me, so I took a pregnancy test at work to see what was going on in my baby oven.

Christine O’Donnell is Batshit Crazy

Christine O’Donnell is Batshit Crazy

It’s real easy to verbally ejaculate into the collective American ear hole. All you need is a green screen, a camera, a fourth grade understanding of sentence structure, and a bucket load of vague thoughts.

Pumpkins – Fall’s Gift

Pumpkins – Fall’s Gift

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