Harsh New Edicts From Your First Grade Line Leader
“Things have gotten pretty lax around here, but that stops today. I demand obedience.”
For The Last Time, I Don ‘t Know Where Vin Diesel Lives (By Your GPS Unit)
“I still don ‘t know where Vin Diesel lives and frankly, I wish you would stop asking.”
America Needs To Get Serious About Regulating Guns That Shoot Flags That Read “Bang! ‘
How many more Americans have to flinch before we finally decide that enough is enough?
6 Things About The Criminal Justice System This Police Horse Doesn ‘t Understand
She just doesn’t get it (Yes, horses can be girls!).
Though I Haven ‘t Read It, What ‘s Going On Now Is Just Like ‘1984 ‘
John Orwell was ahead of his time, and we ignore his wise words at our own peril.
I’m Frightened Of The Things I’m Willing To Do For A Free T-Shirt
“Last month, I fought to catch a T-shirt from a band I don ‘t even like. That ‘s how bad this has gotten.”
Why This Mom ONLY Breastfeeds In Public
“If feeding your child at the bus station and paying people to record it isn ‘t the highlight of your day, then honey, you ‘ve got issues.”
I Can ‘t Help But Wonder If My Dental Office Has Some Ulterior Motive For Sending Me A Birthday Card
Something feels off here. Let’s investigate!
You Man Enough To Buy Our Extra-Virgin Olive Oil?
“There are a lot of pussies out there, and sometimes I think you might be one of them.”
7 Ethnic Foods Pop-Pop Won ‘t Even Try
“Pop-Pop just knocked the bowl off the table and told us to bring him a hot dog.”