“Things have gotten pretty lax around here, but that stops today. I demand obedience.”
“I still don ‘t know where Vin Diesel lives and frankly, I wish you would stop asking.”
How many more Americans have to flinch before we finally decide that enough is enough?
She just doesn’t get it (Yes, horses can be girls!).
John Orwell was ahead of his time, and we ignore his wise words at our own peril.
“Last month, I fought to catch a T-shirt from a band I don ‘t even like. That ‘s how bad this has gotten.”
“If feeding your child at the bus station and paying people to record it isn ‘t the highlight of your day, then honey, you ‘ve got issues.”
Something feels off here. Let’s investigate!
“There are a lot of pussies out there, and sometimes I think you might be one of them.”
“Pop-Pop just knocked the bowl off the table and told us to bring him a hot dog.”