HAVE YOU HEARD THE EARTH-SHATERING GOOD NEWS? And the other more expected news?
You’ll never believe it!
Funny or Die IU thought it would be super interesting to do an interview with a person named April during the month of April. It was not. Here is the transcript of that interview.
A Letter From Mike Pence Concerning Your Vagina
You’ve got great friends who mean so much to you! But can you convey that message 2 Hairy Bears in?
It’s NOT THAT HARD, guys.
Oopsie daisy! The venerated Indiana Daily Student accidentally sent us their list of corrections for tomorrow’s edition! In a fit of journalistic brotherhood, we just had to do them a solid and publish it for them. Enjoy, readership!
I know we have a tortured relationship, you and me. But you gotta know, as your syllabus, I only wanna help. I… I just wanna be your buddy. I know you hate me sometimes, but I want you to know… I’m sorry.