One lone idiot clapped when Scott Walker announced he was dropping out of the race.
A woman in Texas was arrested as she walked into her gynecologist appointment.
“Wildest Dreams” has the politics of an eighty-five year old man, but is gosh darn lovable anyway.
Thank goodness they won’t be excommunicated for it now!
Russell Wilson stated he believes Reliant Recovery Water cured him of a concussion. This is so insane that it has forced the NFL to change their tune about head injuries.
Several reports have surfaced that American teens have been leaving home to join ISIS. These parents don’t mind.
This is how that Vanity Fair article should have read.
Not everyone was upset after the EPA dumped millions of gallons of toxic waste into that Colorado river.
It’s like an idiotic reverse caption contest that nobody asked for.
She’s going to do something crazy, why not get a head start?