Funny Or Die Presents ey: The Elegant New Google Doc that Is Taking on Ello
Introducing ey, Funny Or Die’s powerful new social network that is just a a Google Doc you write down your friends’ names in.
Announcing A New Breakthrough That Finally Allows Trees To Run On Fossil Fuels
The fossil fuel industry announces their greatest achievement yet: technology that allows trees to run on gas generators.
ISIS Posts a Craigslist Ad for Someone to Make Them Their Own Twitter
ISIS has taken to Craigslist to demand an employee that will make them a new Twitter they cannot be banned from.
Eric Cantor’s Cover Letter for His New Finance Job
Former House Majority Leader Eric Cantor landed a new job at a major investment bank. Here is the cover letter that got him the job.
Top Search Terms from the NSA’s Internal Search Engine
Recently The Intercept published a piece based on leaks from Edward Snowden that showed the National Security Agency has been secretly developing a Google-like search engine that can be used to filter through the 850 billion records of phone calls, emails, cellphone locations, and internet chats they have collected on suspected terrorists and innocent Americans caught up in their information drag nets. Here are some of the most popular searches.
First Draft Of Obama’s Angry ISIL Speech
President Obama addressed the nation this week to give his thoughts on the recent beheading of American photojournalist James Foley by the terrorist group ISIL. While Obama’s speech was filled with anger towards the horrible acts this extremest group has been committing, here is Obama’s first draft of the speech which is filled with even more rage than the version he ultimately went with.
Memo from Ferguson Police to the National Guard
The Ferguson Police Dept. tries to get the National Guard up to speed on the tactics they have been using to control the protests in the wake of the shooting of Michael Brown.
SpeechJAM (feat. Rep. Justin Amash)
This week’s SpeechJAM features Michigan Congressman Justin Amash’s victory speech after winning a brutal Republican primary campaign against Pete Hoekstra and Brian Ellis.
What the CIA Found Inside Sen. Dianne Feinstein’s Computer
The CIA has released material they extracted when searching Senator Feinstein’s personal computer. Here is some of what they found.
Gaza and Ukraine: Why This Land Is Worth Killing For
To an outside observer the conflicts that boiled over last week in Gaza and the disputed area of Donestk, Ukraine, may seem absurd. An ignorant person may even ask, ‘How can it be justified for human lives to be lost just so that other humans can have some piece of land? Land is too stupid to even be able to think.” But, upon learning the facts, any reasonable person will realize that land is always more valuable than any living human. Lets take a reminder look at what makes land worth so much more than a human life.