The ‘Ghostbusters’ All-Female Cast Leaked Script
Our worst fears are confirmed.
Emails From The Chicago Secret Prison’s Neighbors
The Guardian revealed this week that the Chicago Police Department is operating a secret prison in the heart of the city. Prisoners are secretly held for long hours without access to their lawyers or the outside world, and some have allegedly been tortured. How did the Chicago PD keep such a thing a secret? They were great at blending in with their neighbors, as you can tell from these emails from their block association ‘s google group.
The DMV’s New Traffic Rules For Drones
Now that Predator drones have proven their increased maneuverability, they can legally fly within U.S. airspace. As long as drones follow these simple rules, they ‘re good to go!
Sports Illustrated Includes First Ever Plus-Sized Swimsuit Monster
Kudos to Sports Illustrated on including its first ever plus-sized swimsuit monster. All previous swimsuit monsters have been Size 0.
How Not To Draw Muhammad
Drawing faces takes a lot of practice. But by following these guidelines, artists of all levels of ability can learn to draw a face that has the correct proportions, and does not depict the prophet Muhammad.
Benedict Cumberbatch’s Racism Apology: “I Am A Victorian Time Traveler”
Benedict Cumberbatch said something offensive. In his defense, he just arrived in a steam-powered time-ship of his own design from the year 1887.
Hey, Bill O’Reilly, You Were Mean To My Sister. Fight Me.
Bill O’Reilly said nasty things about my sister, a journalist. He took her words out of context. I want to take his nose out of context.
Net Neutrality: If Utilities Behaved Like Internet Service Providers
Net Neutrality: What if Utilities Behaved Like Internet Service Providers?
Explainer: Wars You’ve Never Heard Of
Come on a magical journey through atrocity and suffering.
Abortion Is Murder. Weed Is Great. Colorado!
Hey hey hey, my fellow Colorad-bro. Want a hit of this sweet weed? It’s totally legal here! Ha ha, pretty great, right? Yeah. Let’s talk about banning all abortion.
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