I’m Still The Cool Pope, I Was Just Trying To Get In Kim Davis’s Pants

I’m Still The Cool Pope, I Was Just Trying To Get In Kim Davis’s Pants

Pope Francis explains why it wasn’t totally lame of him to meet with love denier hater Kim Davis.

Jon Snow Paparazzi Photos From Game Of Thrones Set; Can I Please Expense This Costume For Halloween?

Jon Snow Paparazzi Photos From Game Of Thrones Set; Can I Please Expense This Costume For Halloween?

Paparazzi photos purport to show Kit Harington dressed as Jon Snow on the set of shooting the sixth season of Game Of Thrones. Is this enough justification for me to get this awesome costume for Halloween and have the company pay for it?

Martin Shkreli On His Raising Price Of HIV Drug By 5,000%:  ‘I Like Money More Than People.”

Martin Shkreli On His Raising Price Of HIV Drug By 5,000%: ‘I Like Money More Than People.”

People seem to have misunderstood his motives.

Richard Dawkins And Bill Maher Text Message Conversation About Ahmed, The 14-Year-Old Clock Bomb Fraud

Richard Dawkins And Bill Maher Text Message Conversation About Ahmed, The 14-Year-Old Clock Bomb Fraud

They just have one question: What was Ahmed’s motivation when he planned on getting arrested for that clock bomb?

Pamela Anderson Naked On Flaunt Magazine Was All The Excuse FOD Writer Matt Klinman Needed To Send A NSFW Email

Pamela Anderson Naked On Flaunt Magazine Was All The Excuse FOD Writer Matt Klinman Needed To Send A NSFW Email

Pamela Anderson posed naked on the cover of ‘Flaunt’ Magazine. FOD writer Matt Klinman seized the opportunity.

Sent Emails I Wish I Could Undo

Sent Emails I Wish I Could Undo

After years of experimenting with “undo send” as a Labs feature, Google announced that it was officially adding it as an option for Gmail users. That’s little help for all of the emails we’ve already sent that we wish we could unsent.

We The People Must Update The Constitution To Protect Our Dick Pics

We The People Must Update The Constitution To Protect Our Dick Pics

Following John Oliver’s explosive interview of NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden that revealed that our dick pics are not safe from government surveillance, it is clear that we have no choice but to update the Constitution to protect our dick pic rights.

Some People Won’t Realize This Article Came From Funny Or Die

Some People Won’t Realize This Article Came From Funny Or Die

Ugh. I know that this article came from Funny Or Die. But some people won’t.

Based On These 9 GIFs From The ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Trailer, I’m Pretty Sure I Know What This Movie Is About

Based On These 9 GIFs From The ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Trailer, I’m Pretty Sure I Know What This Movie Is About

Evidently there is a movie coming out called ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ and I guess it is based on a popular book or something. I’ve spent the last couple of years on a boat following whale migration patterns for a book of poetry I was working on, so I’m a bit out of the loop. Speaking of loops, I was able to find the following nine GIFs from the trailer so I’m pretty sure I know what this movie is about.

National Snooze Foundation: Recommended Daily Amounts Of Snooze

National Snooze Foundation: Recommended Daily Amounts Of Snooze

National Snooze Foundation: Recommended Daily Amounts Of Snooze.

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