7 Legitimate Reasons To Get Ghosted
They didn’t see any other way to get away from you.
Most Forgotten Lines From ‘The Star Spangled Banner ‘
“Duh duh duh duh flag was still there!”
6 Ways To Make New Friends As A Grown-Up
Starting a cult is a great way to stay busy and make friends.
6 Of The Saddest Amazon Reviews
Can ‘t wait for this shit to end up at Goodwill after I die.
New Year’s Resolutions By A Robot/Person Hybrid Entity That Barely Understands Humanity
A collaboration between man and machine and the Pitch Community and the Botnik Collective. Look, just read it, it’s funny.
Jokes From Santa’s Standup Act
Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Jolly Old St. Nick!
The Mindblowing-est Twists In The New Season Of ‘Black Mirror’
The biggest twist is that season 4 was actually season 3 all along!
Yelp Reviews Obviously Written By The Chef’s Wife
“It was good the first 200 times I had it…”
8 Funny Church Signs Celebrating The Holiday Season
THE STAR OF BETHLEHEM: IT’S LIT!
5 Ways to Annoy Your Local Bar’s Friday Night DJ
There’s no debate, DJs are very cool. In fact, you’d think that there’s no way to annoy them, but you’re wrong because there are five ways.