For doves to stop getting all the fucking attention!
Be Amish, each year 0% of Amish are affected by ransomware
Recreate Charmin ads with your favorite bears!
Rob banks. If you get away with it, you can afford healthcare. If you get caught, prisoners get free healthcare.
Just text her a picture of flowers and be done with it!
The next time somebody sneezes, try out one of these options.
Whisper into her ear, ‘I know something else that ‘s cold, hard, and 6 feet under. ‘ Then wink and point to the grave where you buried your penis
Lick it or ticket.
Just start a successful Etsy store to sell your hundreds of drawings of them!
Bill O’Reilly’s next job just might be one of those old crabby muppets who sits in the balcony and talks shit.