True Patriot: This Man Won’t Stop Saluting The Flag On The Moon

True Patriot: This Man Won’t Stop Saluting The Flag On The Moon

This man thinks the flag on the moon is the most forgotten American flag in the universe. “I think I am obligated, nay, it is my patriotic duty to salute it for 16 hours a day. If that means I lose my job, my family, and my freedom…so be it.”

Ten Best Cities To Visit For People That Want To Get Attacked By Dogs

Ten Best Cities To Visit For People That Want To Get Attacked By Dogs

Looking for thrills this summer? Want to visit America’s most gorgeous cities? Want to get attacked by a stray dog? Here is a list of the US’s best cities to visit if you want to say “ow! I got bit by a dog” this summer!

Everything You Need To Know About Manitoba’s Snake Dens From A Horny Environmental Scientist

Everything You Need To Know About Manitoba’s Snake Dens From A Horny Environmental Scientist

“It’s the time of the year where thousands of red-sided garter snakes wake up from hibernation to mate in a crazy orgy. I have to admit, I am aroused by a pile of snakes getting all frisky.”