6 Other Uses For The Tesla Model S
Elon Musk says that a Tesla Model S can be used as a boat for “short periods of time.” What he didn’t tell you is that there are six other things that it can do, and they’re all here on this handy list!
Google Cars Now Count As A Driver, Which Is Why I Crashed Into Your House Stacey
Google Cars count as drivers, which is why I’m not responsible for the damage done to the roof of your home.
Vladimir Putin Texts David Cameron About The KGB Defector Poisoning In A London Hotel
What’s a spot of poisoned tea between friends?
That Wasn ‘t A Nuclear Test It Was Really Just A Sweet Music Festival
That was no nuclear test you clowns, that was a totally rad music festival.
My New Year’s Resolution Is To Be The Saddest Person At This Chinese Buffet
This year will finally be my year!
The New Game of Thrones Poster Changes Everything
The biggest thing you missed about the Game of Thrones poster.
Please Trample Each Other To Death On Black Friday At My RadioShack
Come on down to my RadioShack, and trample each other to death!
The Squirrel Proxy War: A Secret Agenda
Something’s lurking in the trees, it is Russian squirrels that I see.
Jim Webb On Why He Exited The Race: “I’m Campaigning For Jar Jar To Be In ‘Star Wars’ Now”
Senator Jim Web gives a detailed explanation on why he dropped out of the primary.
Smurfs: The Problem The Social Justice Movement Has Been Avoiding
The problematic problem of smurfcism is rampant and disgusting, and I’m having a real problem with people who refuse to admit this is problematic.
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