TempleHorses – Funny Or Die

No Shootings in America

TempleHorses August 24, 2015

Follow us at https://twitter.com/TempleHorses “Fame and infamy are in an ethical sense, opposites. Functionally, they are nearly identical.” – Clayton Cramer, “Ethical Problems of Mass Murder Coverage in the Mass Media” Journal of Mass Media Ethics, 1993. WRITTEN BY: Ryan E. Hoffman & Nick Ruggia DIRECTED BY: Ryan E. Hoffman & Nick Ruggia EDITED BY: Steve W. Thompson CINEMATOGRAPHY: Matt Grego VFX: Daniel Saldivar SOUND DESIGN: Bill Colvin SOUND OP: Ben Cannell PRODUCTION MANAGER: Phillip Causey CAST: CYNTHIA MOOSEWHISTLE: Adriana DeGirolami BERNARD KELLY: Ryan E. Hoffman SHEP DELHOMME: Pete Lee VICTORIA MUNCH: Zoe Farmingdale MELKY PINKERTON: Kase Raso EARL DENNY WILLIAMS III: Nick Ruggia GRADY FREDERICKSON: Sam Haft BG: Zena Wood, Alina Gerasimova, Fredrik Alfredsson, Susan Hodges, Hollie Zegman

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The World Series of Corn Hole

TempleHorses, Ryan E. Hoffman, Nick Ruggia June 9, 2015

The Watch ESPN App is covering this year’s finals featuring competitors from the douchiest frats and an intoxicated announcing team. WRITTEN and DIRECTED BY: Ryan E. Hoffman & Nick Ruggia EDITED BY: Ryan E. Hoffman and Steve Thompson CINEMATOGRAPHER: Nadir Nelson SOUND DESIGN: Bill Colvin GRAPHICS DESIGN: Daniel Saldivar, White Rhino Digital PRODUCTION MANAGER: Phill Causey WITH: BOOMER MCSWIGGAN… Andy Sandford TRIPP PARSONS… Ryan E. Hoffman TRICIA JADE… Carrie Gravenson JOE DONNELLY… Ben DeMarco CHAD REAGAN… Nick Ruggia EMILY TANNER… Katey Parker ERIC TANNER… Jeff McBride REFEREE… Michael Blouin COP… Scott Coscia ERNEST TANNER… Brian Baron BG: Yve Cook, Nicole Pesce, Shawn Sanchez, Brian Collura, Zena Wood, Alina Gerasimova, Phill Causey

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Things Avengers Say to Ultron

TempleHorses April 29, 2015

Ultron has some things that he would like to get off his chest about the way the people of Earth speak to him. Guest starring Chuck Nice and Nick Stevens!

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A Christmas Carol for the One Percent

TempleHorses December 24, 2014

It’s Christmas Eve. Tonight, homeless bum Neezah Scroogie will be visited by 3 ghosts to warn him about taking from job creators…

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Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer

TempleHorses December 23, 2013

Trailer for the upcoming film.

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The Cat Adoption

TempleHorses, Nick Ruggia, Ryan E. Hoffman, aldousdavidson March 24, 2013

cats, psychics, ghosts… need we say more?

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Around the Horn: Gun Control

TempleHorses, Nick Ruggia, Ryan E. Hoffman February 9, 2013

The guys from ESPN’s Around the Horn debate Chris Kaman, from the Dallas Mavericks, comments about gun control laws.

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Santa Baby

TempleHorses, Ryan E. Hoffman, Nick Ruggia December 20, 2012

Santa has more than just presents in his sack this year.

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The Game of Pro-Life

TempleHorses, Ryan E. Hoffman, Nick Ruggia April 9, 2012

In Temple Horses’ latest sketch, the advocates in the War on Women have developed a board game the whole family can play to show them that carrying a baby to term is a woman’s only option.

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