“Cat in the Hat, Cleanin’ House”
A promo for one of ABC's midseason replacements.
A promo for one of ABC's midseason replacements.
We’ve invited some of our favorite comedians to call in and leave messages on our answering machine. These are those messages. There are no guarantees: we don’t know who is calling, when, or for how long. Intrigued?
Atticus thinks he can get away with being a hipster… but the cops have a secret weapon.
The NYC MTA had an existential crisis…prepare for delays. Follow us on Facebook @ http://www.Facebook.com/MatzaPizza Written by Gianmarco Soresi http://www.Facebook.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.Twitter.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.Instagram.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.GianmarcoSoresi.com Produced by Lindsay-Elizabeth Hand / Edge In Motion http://www.Facebook.com/LindsayElizabethHand http://www.Twitter.com/MissLindsayHand http://www.Instagram.com/MissLindsayHand http://www.edgeinmotionproductions.com Directed and Edited by Andy Zou http://www.AndyZou.com VO Recorded at Hyperbolic Audio http://www.hyperbolicaudio.com MTA Announcer: Gianmarco Soresi Commuters: Lindsay-Elizabeth Hand, Alice Grindling, Sean Kenin, Rohana Kenin, Megan Sass, Monique Moses, Asterios Kokkinos, Zoltan Nagy, Dominique Nisperos, Alex Estrada Crew: Jacopo Messina, JL Fragnay Special Thanks to Sean Kenin, the MTA, NYC, UCB, OBGYN, Leslie Meisel and my entire Character 101 class, Cindy Ho, Jeff Rabinak, Michelle Cutolo, T Zhang, Jake Kitchin, Megan Sass (Soresi & Sass), and Danny Giardullo / Pavel Konoplenko at http://www.spoiledNYC.com for keeping me in a New York frame of mind! MATZA PIZZA is an exploration of everything Gianmarco Soresi dislikes about himself and the world. Named for its creator ‘s Jewish Italian heritage, this passionately neurotic sketch series attempts to diagnose his narcissistic, nihilistic, and existentialist tendencies WHILE MAKING YOU LAUGH!!! And just because I (Gianmarco Soresi, again) don’t trust the YouTube tag system, here’s some other spellings of Matza Pizza: Matzo Pizza, Matzah Pizza, Matzos Pizza – THEY’RE ALL RIGHT!
Buzz Buzz Buzz! It’s 1943 and you are listening to FDR’s favorite radio show: The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy Apple are here to sing, dance, and shill us out of the depression and into the future.
Bart’s not the best at dating, but he’s gonna make a guide for it anyway.
Is it okay to expect a woman to smile more if she’s in the service industry? … maybe … ?