Community | Crypt | FOD_Family | Front Page | No Video | Parody & Satire
Ewoks vs. Predator
As awesome as it sounds.
Similar Posts
What To Expect From The Next Series Of WikiLeaks
Julian Assange announced that WikiLeaks is preparing a new series of leaks. Funny Or Die News has secured exclusive access to what we can expect from this next batch of lid-blowing geopolitical secrets.
Villaintine’s Day
Every year the lonely villains of Gotham City get together for a potluck on Valentine’s Day. Featuring: Ross Philips, Caitlin Kimball, Talia Tabin, Tim McGovern, Daniel Van Kirk, Frank Cappello and Peter Moses
The Kangaroo of Destiny (Michael & Toby Ep#1)
Michael and Toby are called upon… to save the world.
NSA Press Release For New NSArtisanal Small Batch Data Collection
The National Security Agency will now gather only the finest hand-selected, domestically-sourced metadata to use against you in federal court.
Review Roundup: Here’s What Notable Film Reviewers Are Saying About ‘Jurassic World’
Jurassic World opens this weekend and the reviews are out. What are the critics saying? We’ve sifted through them all and pulled the most insightful lines from the most prestigious reviewers working today. “WOWZA There r dinos. 10 stars.” -Peter Travers, Rolling Stone “Shit my pants during the first action sequence but there were dinos so i didn’t get up because i didn’t want to miss more dinos.” -Manohla Dargis, New York Times “I liked it when the big ones roared. 20 stars.” -Richard Roeper, Chicago Sun-Times ‘Mom, did you see the dinosaurs? I like the ones with teeth.” -David Edelstein, New York Magazine ‘Holy moses we ‘ve got water dinos!! 50 thumbs up!!!” -Joe Morgenstern, Wall Street Journal ‘I came continuously for two hours.” -David Denby, The New Yorker ‘It wasn ‘t a sexual thing. But I do orgasm powerfully when I see dinos.” -David Denby, The New Yorker ‘To clarify re: orgasms, have zero regrets.” -David Denby, The New Yorker ‘I sat next to David Denby at the press screening I attended.” -Christopher Orr, The Atlantic
Jeb Bush Is The New Cover Boy For Stuff Magazine
Jeb Bush recently responded to the never-ending gun violence in this country by stating, “Stuff happens.” It’s earned him the cover of ‘Stuff’ magazine.
