A guy is in a doctors office and the doctor says, “Sir, you're going to have to stop masturbating.” ‘ The guy says, “What? Why?” and the doctor says, “because it makes it really hard to examine you.”
It’s a quarter after one, I’m a little drunk and I…might be wasted.
Club Snatch just employed a new bouncer from London. The problem is, he’s too nice!
Episode 2 of the web series parody of A Christmas Story. Grown up Ralphie looks to his friends, Flick and Schwartz, for help in approaching the girl of his dreams. Check out the third and final episode of Ralphie coming soon on Funny or Die. #Ralphie
An insight into the complicated relationship between Clinton, Gore, and boobs.
An ode to one of the greatest drinks of all time.
The First Few Pages of Aaron Sorkin’s Steve Jobs Biopic
