May 16, 2008 – Joke of the Day
A guy is in a doctors office and the doctor says, “Sir, you're going to have to stop masturbating.” ‘ The guy says, “What? Why?” and the doctor says, “because it makes it really hard to examine you.”
A guy is in a doctors office and the doctor says, “Sir, you're going to have to stop masturbating.” ‘ The guy says, “What? Why?” and the doctor says, “because it makes it really hard to examine you.”
Kevin Smith, Jessica Chobot and Matt Mira use absurd GIFs to explain different situations. Watch full episodes of @midnight now: http://on.cc.com/17MOT5T
Yo Momma’s gonna spend the only holiday she gets HER way! Happy Mother’s Day!!!
Please…. the mini-horse ‘s facial…. it ‘s too much
Acttions speak louder than words in the commercial for an online dating site.
What the White House Press Secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, might as well be saying.
Candace is your roommate who ruins everything.