Show Me Your Genitals (Jon Lajoie)

It seems Hasbro has convinced Universal Studios to sign a six year deal that will produce four movies based on a series of Hasbro children’s games, such as Monopoly and Stretch Armstrong, but excluding G.I. Joe and Transformers. Basically every toy that cannot be made into a movie. Of course, a bad idea has never stopped Hollywood before and “Battleship: The Movie” is set to release in 2012. So we thought we’d give Universal a head start, free of charge, with some of our own ideas for your upcoming movies.