Bob Odenkirk Stand-up 1992 “Bazooka Joe”

What’s that behind you? FEAR! Yes, fear. It’s all around us, especially right behind you. FEAR! If harnessed properly, it can be a powerful motivator. (For example: Something terrifying is behind you; run! FEAR!) But as it turns out, that’s easier said than done. The world is fraught with horrors so unimaginable and irrational that all you can do is cower in fear. REAL FEAR! Be very afraid of these gruesome nightmare scenarios that will probably happen to you based solely on flimsy anecdotal evidence.