A Jewish guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender says, “Hey where'd you get that?” Parrot says, “In Brooklyn, they're everywhere. ‘
WHITE HOUSE SADDENED OVER McCLELLAN ‘S BOOK; HE ‘S NOT THE SCOTT THEY KNEW
The first in a 10 part series of canine conversations. Based on an idea by Adam & Dave, Peter Elkas and Tim McAuliffe. http://www.AdamAndDave.com
This season’s ‘Bachelorette’ premiere had us rolling on the floor with laughter
Matt Walsh, Paget Brewster and Paul F. Tompkins ponder the details of a secret meeting between Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders. Watch full episodes of @midnight now — no login required: http://on.cc.com/17MOT5T @midnight with Chris Hardwick airs weeknights at 12a/11c on Comedy Central.
It could be an old warehouse or an infinite void, she just needs it to get out some frustration, STAT!
The app that’s like SIRI, but worse RANDY App always has an ulterior motive. Find out why Siri has been mad at him recently!
