Monday Morning Joke 7/28/2008
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapuss.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapuss.
A time honored stoned debate; Spiderman vs Batman, who is more awesome.
Ross is paid a visit by several celebrity actors…and they’re not happy.
Everyone has seen those rediculous late night fitness infomercials with the most stupid looking products. Well this should be one of them. Comedy Sketch about a protein powder and a neanderthal-ic trainer.
Things are about to get weird.
After the New England Patriots 45-10 drubbing of the Denver Broncos, spurred by 6 TDs from Patriots QB Tom Brady and Broncos QB Tim Tebow’s ineptitude to complete a pass, God rode a Golden Chariot to Gillette Stadium and held a press conference, where he admitted, “I love Tom Brady more than Tim Tebow”. God revealed his list of favorite players.
If you’ve seen the billboards and bus advertisements lately, you know that the fall television season is finally here! That’s right, say goodbye to the wasteland of stale summer reruns and hello to hours of fresh new programming that is totally unlike anything you’ve ever seen! Here’s a preview of what we can expect this fall … based entirely on what I can infer from the billboards: