DWTS UPDATE!!!

Just finished my first dance and this was the longest day I’ve had since I put on that 75 pound fat suit for “Dance Flick” ! I have been up since 5:30 AM. It is now 10:00PM. I was totally fine until right before Kym and I went on. She looked at me asked DAG…DAG??? Are you okay? I felt dizzy and nauseous, I thought I was going to puke. I should’ve eaten, but I thought that a plate of cheesy lasagna they served for din din would give me gas. I told myself I’ve done Broadway, standup, drama, and comedy on stage and in film for over twenty years and now I gonna be taken out by DWTS??????? H-E-L-L N-O !!!! It’s time to kick, and kick high. So we headed out on stage. The routine went well. It was a challenge for me. The judges ripped us a new one, but at the end of the day we made through and now it’s on to next week, when I will salsa my protruding booty off!