Spider-Man Crying Number
Your weepy neighborhood Spider-Man.
Something I ‘ve wanted to do for 3 years.
We’re just SO BROKE but we want to put on a comedy festival FOR YOU https://www.gofundme.com/ddjs5gkk
If you read between the lines, this is what Sarah Palin was trying to say.
Because making amends with people who have wronged you is what the holidays are all about. Right, Santa?
We’re auto tuning the news again and we’re tuning in on lettuce regulation, smoking and American blessings.
Are you a hoarder who’s often unsure of which holiday songs to listen to while you prep your biohazard home for a Yuletide celebration? Yes? You are?! Then wipe that roll of pennies and empty WD-40 can off your track pad and get to readin’ because we’ve got the guide for you. No longer will you need to wonder whether “Feliz Navidad” is a crawling through dirty diapers to find your iceberg-lettuce-garland kind of tune. (It’s not, but “All I Want For Christmas Is You” IS!)
How to pay for your twenties.