By: Funny Or Die
In the Fall of 2014, Gianmarco Soresi had his face broken by a fellow actor who forgot to make eye contact. We hope this video sheds light on an issue long ignored, the importance of running a fight call before engaging in any kind of stage combat. Subscribe for new sketches EVERY MONDAY and follow us on Facebook @ http://www.Facebook.com/MatzaPizza Written by and Starring Gianmarco Soresi http://www.Facebook.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.Twitter.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.Instagram.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.GianmarcoSoresi.com Produced by and Starring Lindsay-Elizabeth Hand / Edge In Motion http://www.Facebook.com/LindsayElizabethHand http://www.Twitter.com/MissLindsayHand http://www.Instagram.com/MissLindsayHand http://www.edgeinmotionproductions.com Directed by Kevin Michael Murphy http://mbropro.com Cinematography by Michael Mastroserio http://mmastroserio.com/ Edited by Jeff Rabinak http://www.JeffRabinak.com Fight Master: Gianmarco Soresi Hot Date: Lindsay-Elizabeth Hand Mugger #1: Eric Miller Mugger #2: RJ Brown Head PA: Jack Plowe Medic PA: Georgia Warner Director: Tony Wolf Costume Designer: Sean Barry Parsons Production Manager: Trumane Alston Makeup Artist: Justine Harrison ACTUAL Crew: Jon Mayer, Cindy Ho, JL Fragnay, Mauricio Marces Special Thanks to the NYC Mayor ‘s Office of Film, Television and Broadcasting, Uncle Function (Chris Cafero, Douglas Goodhart, Russell Goodhart, Jessica Frey), The PIT, Lee Soroko, Bruce Lecure, Mauricio Marces, and Actors Connection MATZA PIZZA is an exploration of everything Gianmarco Soresi dislikes about himself and the world. Named for its creator ‘s Jewish Italian heritage, this passionately neurotic sketch series attempts to diagnose his narcissistic, nihilistic, and existentialist tendencies WHILE MAKING YOU LAUGH!!! And just because I (Gianmarco Soresi, again) don’t trust the YouTube tag system, here’s some other spellings of Matza Pizza: Matzo Pizza, Matzah Pizza, Matzos Pizza – THEY’RE ALL RIGHT!
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