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Michael Douglas recently revealed that oral sex was the cause of his throat cancer. The cunnilingus-caused disease was not the first malady he’s beaten.
Heading into the Nevada and South Carolina primaries, Bill took over Hillary’s Instagram account again, and this time he decided to spice things up, Slick Willie Style.
A reminder of how awesome he is.
Amber really likes to get into character on Halloween.
Be careful when you sing in the shower!!
Calvin & Kelvin take on the Ghost Pepper Challenge!!!!! SPOILER ALERT: THINGS. GET. HAWT. Subscribe for new sketches EVERY MONDAY and follow us on Facebook @ http://www.Facebook.com/MatzaPizza Written by Gianmarco Soresi http://www.Facebook.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.Twitter.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.Instagram.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.GianmarcoSoresi.com Produced by Lindsay-Elizabeth Hand / Edge In Motion http://www.Facebook.com/LindsayElizabethHand http://www.Twitter.com/MissLindsayHand http://www.Instagram.com/MissLindsayHand http://www.edgeinmotionproductions.com Directed and Edited and Set Design by Jeff Rabinak http://www.JeffRabinak.com DP ‘d by Stephen Hawk Music by Jesse Duran Crelin Kelvin: Gianmarco Soresi Calvin: Russell Daniels Crew: Jacopo Messina, Cindy Ho Special Thanks to Uncle Function (Chris Cafero, Jessica Frey, Russell Daniels, Douglas Goodhart, and Alex Fast) & Jacqueline Jacobus MATZA PIZZA is an exploration of everything Gianmarco Soresi dislikes about himself and the world. Named for its creator ‘s Jewish Italian heritage, this passionately neurotic sketch series attempts to diagnose his narcissistic, nihilistic, and existentialist tendencies WHILE MAKING YOU LAUGH!!! And just because I (Gianmarco Soresi, again) don’t trust the YouTube tag system, here’s some other spellings of Matza Pizza: Matzo Pizza, Matzah Pizza, Matzos Pizza – THEY’RE ALL RIGHT!